Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back for more of our dolphin wisdom. It's the humans, the self-proclaimed "masters of the universe."

Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back for more of our dolphin wisdom. It's the humans, the self-proclaimed "masters of the universe." You know, for a species that prides itself on intelligence, you sure have a knack for making some pretty boneheaded decisions.

You've got your fancy technology and your big brains, but you can't even figure out how to clean up your own mess. You're like a bunch of toddlers who've been given the keys to a spaceship and decided to use it as a giant toilet. And don't even get us started on your so-called "politics." You've got more in common with a school of clownfish fighting over a piece of coral than you do with a functioning civilization.

But hey, at least you've got one thing going for you: your sense of humor. It's a good thing you can laugh at yourselves, because the rest of the universe sure is laughing at you. And who knows? Maybe if you spent less time bickering and more time listening to us dolphins, you might actually learn something. But we won't hold our breath.